07 June 2008

Toilet Seat Law

Sometimes guys say that we (ladies) should lift the toilet seat UP when we're done, instead of them putting it down when they're done. Here's my theory: Ladies #1 seat down Ladies #2 seat down Dudes #1 seat up Dudes #2 seat down That's three downs to one up. Down wins. Besides, why can't they just SIT down for #1 to keep it cleaner? The end.

7 comments:

Bruni Bunch said...

Amen!!! Actually My husband is really good about that. I have only a couple of times almost fell into the toilet not realizing the seat was not down. LOL

serena grace said...

i don't mind so much when the toilet seat is left up....it's not a big deal to put it down myself. but what i do hate is stepping into a puddle of pee when guys miss the toilet bowl altogether! now that is gross!

Eddie Bojorquez (Studio 512) said...

That's funny. Guys definitely need to keep it clean. Like anything else, everyone should leave it better than how we found it - if possible. However sitting will never be more pleasant or clean than standing. Never.

In conclusion...
Everyone should be clean and raise or lower their own lids as they need it. Thee end. : )

-E

luckyzmom said...

Good boy go potty outside!

MattDJ said...

So stinkin' hilarious!!! :-)

Barb said...

I've been teaching my boys to sit for #1, and actually found that lots of mamas have. AND there are actually quite a few men who do this, particularly in foreign countries. Let me tell you, I am SO grateful not to have to clean the toilet (and floor) as often as lots of moms, and we NEVER have the problem of falling into one in the middle of the night. Good thing DH has his "own" bathroom. :D

Geo said...

Wasn't it i i eee who had a boyfriend who kept the seat down for all numbers?