Some Funnies from the 4 Year Old

Piper is in the bath playing with tub toys. She's carrying on conversations for all critters when daddy walks into the bedroom and thinks she's talking to him. Daddy: What did you say, honey? Piper: I'm not talking to YOU, daddy. (in a serious tone) I'm talking to the bucket! ---Ooh, excuse me for interupting ;o) After a while she starts singing a song... I am singing (with an emphasis on the middle G, like in giddy up), singing a song. My song is a booful song and I am singing it. All by myself I am singing.